Married!
I've been asked (by anonymous, no less) to post some photos. They say a picture is worth a thousand words (I believe that's also attributed to anonymous) so this kind of (sort of?) makes up for my months-long silence.
Here I am, seeing my husband-to-be before our ceremony:

And here we are, being introduced as husband and wife:

Here I am, certain I am going to die, or at least require emergency dental surgery:

Our wedding was no fun, whatsoever:

So we made our escape:

And lived happily ever after.
The end.
