It was sometime between midnight and one o'clock in the morning; there was ice cream — Ben and Jerry's Half Baked, to be exact — to be purchased. So we were in line, waiting to pay.
On the conveyer belt, just before our lone pint of ice cream, were sprawled the items of two tame, on-the-dorky-side college boys, attempting not to look anyone directly in the eye.
Items as follows: one box of sushi (12 pieces), 12 glo-sticks (red, white and blue) and one large box of condoms (Trojan, lubricated).
I'm not very good at not giggling at crucial moments.
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Replies: 5
you forgot to mention the box of condoms came in 12
Posted by nancy @ 03/26/2003 09:46 PM EST
my bad. i thought people might know large boxes of condoms are 12 packs...
Posted by Caroline @ 03/26/2003 11:45 PM EST
were they art students? ha ha
Posted by maura @ 03/27/2003 12:40 AM EST
i can't imagine how those items could be combined into 12 fun occassions... but i'm certainly curious.
Posted by ryan @ 03/27/2003 06:21 PM EST
why, i knew that large boxes of condoms come in 12 packs. in fact, i buy one or two of those per week. if not three. muahaha.
Posted by shaun @ 03/28/2003 02:28 AM EST