I was going to post something else, but this was apparently in my clipboard.

A conversation between my sister and my nephew:

DJ: "Eeew, Molly pooped! Stinky diaper!"

Liz: "No, Molly just peed, she's not stinky."

DJ: "Molly has a penis!"

Liz: "Nooo, Molly doesn't have a penis, she's a girl! Girls don't have penisis."

DJ: "Aunt Caroline has a penis! Yeah, Aunt Caroline has a penis." (followed by vigorous nodding "mmhhhmm" on his end)

Liz "What? Nooo! Aunt Caroline doesn't have a penis! She's a girl too!"

DJ: "Aunt Caroline has a penis. Aunt Caroline said bye-bye on the choo-choo. Yeah, bye-bye, choo-choo."

I guess I should be flattered, I am in his thoughts.